The task of making and distributing invitations actually falls to the Senate’s Office of the Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper. So this was not Trump’s or his administration’s doing. For once.

I liken it to privatization of the space industry because solving healthcare is akin to rocket science.

“Another breadbox van was hijacked today in the Mission District. Thieves got away with bags of groceries including breakfast cereal, artisan water, and gluten-free bagels.”

“There’s nothing ... there’s no upside [to dating a woman my age],” Jones stated. “You gotta be kidding. I got me some technology out there ... keep fat and old away from here. Buzzes if they’re too old. But you’d be surprised. ... These women, the young ones, are aggressive now. Oh my God, they’re fearless, man. All…

There isn’t much original Netflix content I can watch with my kids. My 4, 7, and 10 year old seem to like this show.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011), and Iron Man (2008) are the benchmarks. I’m hoping Panther lives up to the hype.

That’s why you’re immediately stopping all Kinja deals on Amazon, right?

The truth is always somewhere in the middle.

We all know that a lot of good this happen on the Ellen DeGeneres Show,

Saving one car will not change the world, but surely for that one car the world will change forever.

I totally forgot she was engaged to Michael Clarke Duncan before he died.

I once inter-office mailed mine at work, but never got it back.

I like him better as an actor.

And they “blamed women” too apparently.

I watched the Grammys last night. Where was the “Blamed Women” part?

All I can think is that poor rat.

The clips are edited to manipulate.