Traffic sucks...and so does this song. Please no more of this.

“Draining the swamp”

Dylan looks a lot like Vanessa Bayer.

I was in the “Tarzan Club” in elementary school. I could climb the rope without using my legs, just arms.

I am positive most Americans couldn’t either. We’re a fat country, avoiding exercise.

Aw crap, I got in at $18,000.

My fake American outrage was countered by your comment about Reese’s Cups. I cannot resist a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.

Candy is struggling to compete with healthier options?.

I can’t believe the Vikings won either.

Bannon reminds of me Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

So many vintage Super 8 cameras available on eBay, for cheap.

A girl I was dating in college thought I was gay because my Honda Civic had an automatic transmission.

When you are gone from this earth how will you be remembered? Parenting advice aside, children are our legacy.

I watched Total Recall again the other day. We don’t appreciate her enough.

When you get married in Vegas, sober? is always the first question.

I like this. I like this a lot.

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