I picture an army of Rachels, tight skirts, hands in pockets, walking towards me with authority.

“Aw Christ on a stick...” as my Grandma used to say.

It’s like one of those giant Carnival cruise ships docking at a little island.

“If you’ve seen one Consumer Electronics Show, you’ve seen them all.”

So says you....

I have a bone dry sense of humor. Some would call it moronic.

Most skydivers strap DSLRs to their heads.

Every article, regardless of topic, has to mention politics.

Me neither.

I’ve uploaded videos that have music I created from scratch, and have received copyright claims. It’s crazy.

A burst of refreshing solar mass.

It’s an uphill battle for Justin after that Trolls soundtrack. But I like this new song.

These poor cars are trapped, and our government isn’t doing anything to help them.

Wrong movie.

He is indeed a handsome man. I wish he were my quarterback (Dolphins).

It’s funny the headline makes “FedEx Employee” prominent, but it has nothing to do with the story.

I didn’t see my OS listed, so I guess I’m okay.

I have an irrational love for this car.

Adam Rippon should skate to Baby Got Back (Sir Mix A Lot)