“No sir, I am absolutely definitely not an organ thief. How many miles would you like the car to have?”

$18.5k scored this one that isn’t all clapped out.

The handbrake is doing you a favor here, ye shall not pass!

I would at least pick up the phone on this one.  I mean, it doesn’t cost much to ask, “How many miles and are you an organ thief?” 

The last guy who went to see it ended up impaled on the hand brake.

A “fairly decent-looking” example of a not-that-desirable ‘Vette with a bullshit mileage posting for 17k and a hook? This is what’s FONDly known as a FOND...
Fuck Off...No Dice.

If you opt to pick up your Corvette at the factory in Bowling Green you get charged the standard destination fee AND an additional museum delivery fee. You get charged more to pick it up right where it was made!

And yet you still read the entire piece and commented on it twice.

Eh, “cut him in half” is colloquial English. It doesn’t require the two pieces to be exactly equal in size.

“It’s hard to develop a fool-proof system because fools are so ingenious.”

Ah, this must be the Amazon Prime “50% off” sale I’ve heard about.

I legit wonder how these would hold up in a collision now

First thought after looking at the picture:

Awwww maaaan... Now my shipment containing three 100 microFarad capacitors, one blow up doll, a bag of Funyuns, and three commemorative 2016 Olympic coins will be delayed!

I never realized your ears are only responsible for hearing from their respective sides.

Dont worry.

Intersection in question, per Google Maps.

Don’t tell me Verstappen tampered with the Illudium Q36 Space Modulator!

I remember in the documentary “Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace” sebulba walking up to a parked race car and breaking something off that would later cause a dangerous engine fire. Cant have that.

Don’t listen to the other self righteous jerk. People can change and grow to be better. Your perspective is helpful to this conversation.