Deep reference, deserves all the stars.

Winnie the Pooh is my ex-wife’s favorite! This will ruin her childhood memories!!

Last time I checked,

How about this guy?

Drivin' through people's backyards.  Knocking over mailboxes...

That’s my bad...

Dot check

Damn!  You beat me to it.  Was going to say "the Theranos of energy production"

Something about "top men"....

I wanted it to be not what it was. Which was a beige over beige 1979 Mercury Monarch with the 302 and the “variable venturi” carb. Epitome of failure.  

Deserves more stars

It’s not a firmware bug, it's a feature.  If you want your fire emergency door to open there is a monthly subscription for that.

Yes.  You fuck up my flight, I fuck up your teeth.

How are our elected officials supposed to fix our garbage infrastructure with out the money from speeding violations? Inflation and hybrid/full electric cars are already eating away at the revenue from gas taxes.

Elephant-Dash

I see what you did there

Holy crap that's a great idea.  Hoarder Heaven!!

Do you also hate puppies and sunshine?

“Whether those funds are gained by taxing commercial truck driving or raising corporate tax rates remains to be seen”