Coulda just made the door 6" longer and solved BOTH problems.

“I’m still in a Brougham!”
“That - a what?”
“A - a- a Brougham. He- he drives a Brougham.”
“What’s a Brougham?”
“It’s Maroon.”
“Well actually it’s not marroon it’s merlot and it’s-it’s a Brougham.”
“C-Cut. Can we cut? What’s a merlot Brougham?”
“It’s like an old car right?”

Once again:  ARTICLES LIKE THIS ARE WHY I VISIT THIS SITE.

A gutted education system, combined with the ability of social media to turn outcasts into out-groups, combined with a bone-deep need to believe things rather than think about them. Add a healthy dash of privilege, stir in 300 years of systemic failure, and here we are.

Wait, aren’t the Kennedys part of the child-raping, Satan worshipping left he is fighting against?

Throw in a heap of Dunning-Kruger. And snorting in their own farts about racial superiority.

40 year republican war on education may have something to do with it.

Fucking... What? 

How did these people get like this?  Asbestos? Leaded gasoline?  

Have they tried dropping virgins on it?

Dunning–Kruger seems to be very common in politicians.

Volcanic islands over core anomalies? So a pathway to the largest reservoir of energy besides the sun, right next to huge amounts of a fluid we can heat up to spin turbines? Evacuate and resettle the inhabitants then let's get to work creating the greatest geothermal power station the world has ever seen!

It might not be a great idea, but the guy sounds like someone who’s desperate and thinking out loud.

did that politician have a really long tie and bad hair?

No one would buy it since you’d need a facebook account to buy tickets. lol

Ban private jets, and what would happen is people like Zuckerberg would set up their own “airlines” and register their planes. Zuck’s fancy lawyers would know how to do just enough to stay in compliance. He might need to sell a handful of tickets to the public every month to maintain the legal fiction.

if you ban private jets the rich would just buy all tickets on a consumer plane, either increasing the possibility for not as wealthy people to fly or increasing the amounts of consumer jets that fly.

Get real.

Just wanted to tell you the headline had me LOLing. And way way beyond humor, your work is a big part of what keeps me eager to check Latest. Good shit, Mercedes.