And yet you still read the entire piece and commented on it twice.

Eh, “cut him in half” is colloquial English. It doesn’t require the two pieces to be exactly equal in size.

“It’s hard to develop a fool-proof system because fools are so ingenious.”

Ah, this must be the Amazon Prime “50% off” sale I’ve heard about.

I legit wonder how these would hold up in a collision now

First thought after looking at the picture:

Awwww maaaan... Now my shipment containing three 100 microFarad capacitors, one blow up doll, a bag of Funyuns, and three commemorative 2016 Olympic coins will be delayed!

I never realized your ears are only responsible for hearing from their respective sides.

Dont worry.

Intersection in question, per Google Maps.

Don’t tell me Verstappen tampered with the Illudium Q36 Space Modulator!

I remember in the documentary “Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace” sebulba walking up to a parked race car and breaking something off that would later cause a dangerous engine fire. Cant have that.

Don’t listen to the other self righteous jerk. People can change and grow to be better. Your perspective is helpful to this conversation.

Coulda just made the door 6" longer and solved BOTH problems.

“I’m still in a Brougham!”
“That - a what?”
“A - a- a Brougham. He- he drives a Brougham.”
“What’s a Brougham?”
“It’s Maroon.”
“Well actually it’s not marroon it’s merlot and it’s-it’s a Brougham.”
“C-Cut. Can we cut? What’s a merlot Brougham?”
“It’s like an old car right?”

Once again:  ARTICLES LIKE THIS ARE WHY I VISIT THIS SITE.

“Folks, keep your weapon pointed at the target!”

yes, they can put one of the rental places outside of vegas where you can fire automatic weapons. 

Code the flight control system to a max altitude of like, 20 feet, and you won’t need a chute. It’ll still suck if you crash but at least you’ll bounce instead of spread.

Just wanted to tell you the headline had me LOLing. And way way beyond humor, your work is a big part of what keeps me eager to check Latest. Good shit, Mercedes.