Possibly the best of the 3 movies...

Gawd ... my dog’s kibble diet already stinks up the place, I shudder to think of her GI tract weaponized by some chili

A car salesman told you that?

“So, now that summer’s coming and you may find yourself in the back seat of a (non-1980s GM A- or G-body or 1981 K-car)"

eraly 1980s were the nadir of American cars.

These are the (literally) hot takes that keep me reading Jalopnik

Not 82, at least. My parents had an 82 Regal with POWER rear vent windows. Ugh.

At least they had the decency to provide rear seat ashtrays.

like a starving dog over a dropped pot of chili

Lucky bastard. It was vinyl seating for me all the way. Sweated back there till I could slide around like a tropical hockey puck.

wow... that is insanely dumb.... 3 adults in the back means at least two in the front... it’s inevitable that one of the 4 passengers (highest probability: rear center) will inevitably rip a huge fart, and those windows will need to come down....

“The video is frankly disturbing and traumatizing, so I won’t embed here.”

Saw this year’s ago. Points for follow through.

Someone should introduce him to this little thing called the 14th Amendment. And he might want to actually read Art 1 § 8.

What was the porcupine flying?

You put de lime in de side of de other plane coconut...”

Airplanes are stronger than people might think. Aloha Airlines Flight 243 in 1988 suffered explosive decompression at 24,000 feet and managed to land with only one fatality, despite the 737 suddenly becoming a convertible in mid-flight.

Sometimes science does gross stupid stuff, but sometimes it lets people have a car accident up in the sky and walk away safely.

Did the air traffic controller recently lose a daughter to overdose? 

Anyway to put parachutes on the 737 Max?