I heard Hummers burned gas but this is getting out of control.

Exactly.  Unless I’ve hit my out of pocket max (which I have again) I would use an Uber to get to the Urgent Care Center, even if I was actively on fire.

Schadenfreude is the best emotion. By far.

FL PSA: If you’ve filled your vehicle with containers of combustible fluid, please step outside of it before you smoke your meth.

I ain’t sure I’d even trust them with one of those.

I don’t have enough bad words for these infants.

Solution is simple.  Fire all 4, charge all 4 with whatever you would charge any other citizen street racing on a residential street.  Done.

Gilles summed up:

Wait... Jeff Epstein is dead. Or is he?

I feel like these days David is naming holy grails more often than roman catholics name saints, and that’s impressive.

Burn award. 🙂

By way of a palate cleanser,a kind of automotive tomato and basil sorbet.

Hell, I’d just list the ship for sale on eBay.

——Joke—->

your head

I found the first images of this poor guy when he was finally able to leave the ship after 4 years of sitting on it with nothing to do.

lucky bastard missed the entire Trump presidency

“Capitalism makes a better case for socialism than socialism ever could.”

Call it what it is: late stage capitalism.

You’re darn tootin’!