I have it on good authority from a very well respected and influential Twitter account that the tree is in fact a Tesla shorter and deliberately moved into the path of the vehicle.

In before (obligatory):

We Need an update on the condition of the Tree

That’s the same age as mine! I wonder if they rolled off the same floor? Five speed, black - no gray on bumper panels - all black.

My three year old daughter would sit in her seat in the back and insist that we play George Harrison’s What Is Life loud so she could sing along in ours.

I had the Pontiac 6000 version of that wagon. My kids loved the back seat. Only sold it because I got stationed to England and didn’t think that it would be the best vehicle to drive there. Nice Price for me.

Go with me on this. What if it was... BROWN?

Oh, yeah, absolutely nice price. $2000 is absolutely fuck it money, and this would make a waaaaay better grocery getter than any modern crossover.

Unlike Roseanne Barr, this is a Celebrity I wouldn’t mind being seen in.

EASY Nice Price! Don’t need or want, but for pocket change, I’d consider buying it just as an errand-runner. Surprisingly good shape for its age (like me!) and while not especially fun to drive, at least nobody else will have one.

the chocolate got warm and softer back there

Will it get me a hot internet girlfriend who will dance around in the middle of the street and save a parking spot for me?

The Charger is the street racing suicide death car of choice in my area.

Does it come with bright yellow collectible splitter guards?

Is there such a thing as too much power?

How long would it take to get to my driveway (near Peterborough, Ontario) and how long could I keep it?

On a more serious note - how is the trunk are rear seat space? Is it the same/similar to ‘regular’ Chargers? How hot does the trunk get after an average drive?

Can you say it’s full name in less time it takes to reach 60mph?

before they even swap out the paper plates for real ones