“Okay. So, ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, huh?”

Every Canadian is legally mandated to play Hockey and/or Lacrosse from birth. Concussions are our biggest national export.

How do people get this stupid?  Lead Paint? 

If I bought a Jeep Wagoneer, I'd name it Lyle. Lyle Wagoneer.

VT is lousy with homes carrying an ‘at’. The Dump at Pretentious Hill.

I used to drive by this one all the time. Got to be pretty high on the list.

Interstate 20 through South Carolina AKA the J. Strom Thurmond highway.

Elm Street. For some reason, I have really bad dreams about that one.

Short wheelbases are where it’s at.

Kia Souls are fucking great and if Americans weren’t insecure to the point of frantically committing suicide via autoerotic asphyxiation while furiously sobbing against the backdrop of “Proud To Be An American” played on endless repeat, they would be half the cars on the road. I’m prepared to die on this hill, fucking…

I got the original in 2009. We put 120k on it in ten years. Perhaps 10k of that were forest service roads. It was a beast. We popped a stove, dishwasher, and water heater in it on different occasions no prob. We traded it in because it was time, nothing broken ever, but it was time.

Purple!!! Be still my heart. A really bright purple too!

You mean other than the story, which Jalopnik covered last October, regarding the report from the NHTSA saying that risky driving habits during the pandemic was spurring an increase in traffic accidents that were spiking injuries and deaths to levels higher than 2019 levels — even though there were less people on the…

On the basis of no data at all, I blame adaptive cruise-control, automatic lane monitoring software, “Autopilot,” and all this other crap that’s supposed to drive for you. The best thing a driver can do to improve safety is pay attention and drive.

A full 33 percent more people were killed on South Dakota roadways in 2020 than the previous year.

#1, Nobody hits an object in the road and doesn’t stop. If you hit ANYTHING, an animal, a random piece of debris, etc. You stop the car, at least enough to check the car. I once hit a piece of tire on the interstate, I pulled the fuck over to check the bumper and lights. If it’s big enough to smash your windshield and…

I think we can all agree he was drunk and fled the scene. The end

Yeah, this shit is utterly ridiculous. How is he not being charged with Vehicular Manslaughter?