Wait until he drops your fantasy team.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Bartolo.

Bartolo.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

The title reminds me of this scene from History of the World, Part 1.

Andy Reid, as always:

Yes, but this entire raid was donald trump trying to get some successful raid on his resume, we have no proof of what was accomplished and if the information was useful or not.

This is literally the first time I found out this league existed.

Look, Trump got them to award two Best Picture Oscars last night. Aren’t you sick of winning yet?

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

Game over, man. Game over. :’(

“And speaking as a golfer, who goddamn really cares about how much golf these guys play?”

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

In a strange turn of events, Matt Ryan said he will also be skipping the White House event.

Just today that groundhog predicted six more weeks of nuclear winter.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…