UNLV must have paid out the ass to get Wilford Brimley out of his contract with Liberty Medical.

I could watch this all day

Jameis Lannister: The Consentslayer

It’s ok, Chip Kelly still thinks he’s in college too.

“Who?”

“Way to ruin it for all of us, Drew.”

Where is this Shangri-La?

Crown Russe and Vladimir have probably factored into 90% of one night stands in colleges nationwide. That has to count for something in the scoring, right?

Thank you for helping to curb the spread of misinformation. In what cruel world would the Panthers be undefeated?

Finally, the Doobie Brothers will have their frontman back.

You’re casting Game of Thrones with the Deadspin staff. Who gets what role?

Have any networks called Magary about a cooking show? If so, how many seasons would it last before it gets cancelled?

Nice to see the Jets being brought to heel.

Having watched Andy Reid’s incapacity to properly manage a clock for 14 seasons, this may be the most satisfying comment I’ve ever read.

As an Eagles fan, I can’t disagree with either.

“If Dwayne Allen is the type of guy who doesn’t want another person’s fingers in his eyes, that makes sense.”

Bill Bellichick approves this regime.

“It’s over MoFos... He got it expunged from his record. He is guilty though... Of F-ing with a gold digger/chickenhead.”