MIATA WASNT THE #1 ANSWER?!

you get my vote for COTD

take a sheet box to an event your aren’t really welcome at, then leak oil and fuel all over the track?

Refusing to let another driver past simply because your car has more power than his/hers.

WTF! You swapped the crappy Italian V6 for a Japanese V8. Awesome! Sounds like a deal. Then you go and do this to the inside of the car. Even if I liked it, and I most assuredly do not, the goddamned gauges aren’t even in a straight line.

Holy shit! It's Monday, it is Monday right? And Doug has a column out, I feel like Christmas just came early.

Doug, I think Land Rover programming subliminal messages into the check engine light is pretty daring and exciting as well.

So, based on his remarks, this is now how I picture Tyler writing a post-

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne Chevy Nova in the sky

BBC is making the realization that they just killed the goose that layed the golden eggs.

Plot Twist: Ford hired him.

Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia

Mine has been posted before, so I’ll make is short. From this:

No joke, a secret dream of mine is to write “Plymouth Prowler: The Jalopnik Review.” I would kill to make that happen.

Here is what every good car museum should have in it:

Ferrari 250 GTO
Pontoon Fender Ferrari 250 TR
Aston Martin DB4
Auburn Boattail Speedster
Original Ford GT40
1960s Lincoln Continental
Ferrari F40
Jaguar XK-SS
1998 Mercedes ML320 w/ original gray bumpers

Doug.

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

EDIT: Oh by the…

The Dodge Intrepid, or an anonymous blob of American neglect.