The key to the speed run is tongue...which is a bit unsanitary to do with your phone...not to mention voiding your Apple Care warranty.

That’s why I don’t go to Target or Walmart.

Oh god there is nothing more satisfying then killing Mei...except for killing Tracer.

“My ultimate is charging (0%).”

Population control just got a new mascot.

But when you see four hipsters with matching beards and flannel shirts it’s oh so hard not to laugh out loud.

yeah, why tat both...that’s just throwing away money

Given Ken Starr’s ability to make something out of nothing, it is funny he can also make nothing out of something.

Of course they can both be true. A man would never be painted by what his spouse had done while in office like Hillary is. A man would never be attacked for (gasp) supporting their husband when he is accused of something.

But of course those criticisms are weak.

I like playing d.va because her butt is in a lot better shape than mine.

No you are.

Yep but you don’t need to do that...even 50% of Nader back to Gore gives Gore the presidency easily.

No actually it doesn’t. Turnout falls off quickly and in fact is likely very closely correlated with fringe positions.

California carpool lanes...already a joke/sham...and cops pulling people across 3 lanes of traffic just to write them a stupid ticket. Stop the madness.

In California, most police and highway patrol function as pure tax collectors. They never do a damn thing but issue speeding tickets for jack shit, but they are never around when that idiot in front of you turns left from the far right lane, running a red light in the process.

Someone paste Trump slogans on these signs cause that’s what these fools will be waving in a few months.

Too late, i doubt even 50% of the dipshit sanders fans will even vote if he isn’t on the ticket...it’s mind-numbing.

Yeah dummy, he is doing massive damage right the fuck now.

You are just flat wrong. Hillary 100% did not go to war with Obama and once she lost, she in no way sought to detract from his candidacy. Sanders is a fucktard who doesn’t care about anything but his own self-aggrandizement and he is happy (I mean actually happy) to burn the democratic party to the ground.