"Have you ever thought of being a sperm donor?" "I'm impotent"

Ron's monologue on Pawnee Today was among his best ever.

I'll be sad when the day comes, but hopefully by the time Parks ends Michael Schur's cop comedy will be hitting its stride.

But Pawnee Zoo had penguins in it. Penguins!

Food poisoing is the best excuse to use when calling into work. Even if you don't have it no one is going to argue with you about it and you don't have to fake a stuffed nose.

The Fight is a definite go-to picker-upper. One of the best episodes of TV ever.

I'd actually say this is the worst episode since season 1 or "Sister City," maybe. it seemed like the show was trying to parody itself. Almost every joke was based off of an older funnier joke.

I didn't realize that Thomas John was an American until tonight. Chris O'Dowd's Irish accent is so strong.

Cocaine made a comeback like 10 years ago. These people are way behind the times. Also, the movie Ted had a cocaine scene and it was stupid as fuck.

He has a pretty significant role and he looks like this: http://www.eonline.com/news….

Ben in his basketball outfit was the highlight for me.

I'm interested to see the Bujalski film. It's good to see these directors branching out from the apartment/house party/relationship woes ghetto.

I read that John Waters was considered for a part on Homocide, but it didn't end up working out. The first time I watched The Wire I was certain some of the actors were in John Waters movies, because their accents were so familiar.

Don't worry Prop Joe. Cheese gets what's coming to him.

I just came here to make sure Crosby got Braverman of the week. All is well.

At least we still have TV.

Two minutes into the new Parenthood and I'm already crying.

I've heard that screeners are easy to come by if you're in the industry, but his sense of entitlement to having one is what struck me. At any rate, I think it's already on DVD.

I've heard that screeners are easy to come by if you're in the industry, but his sense of entitlement to having one is what struck me. At any rate, I think it's already on DVD.

I love his answers and I love the fact that they are in all caps. Why is he waiting for a Beasts screener though? Is he an Academy voter?