You're totally wrong. Frog Chorus is genius. We All Stand Together should have been a great protest song and it's got a beautiful melody. Plus, it's a children's song and I know a lot of kids who love it.

Both songs were popular for a reason. And now they're unpopular because they got played to death. It's the reaction to the songs that's gotten blown out of proportion. It's just a silly Christmas song, like many silly Christmas songs.

Some really awkward lyrics in Lennon's song.

I've always liked it, too, though I get why people don't. It's as corny and  "dorky" as Christmas songs should be. And catchy as hell.

There is one Maguire book I like (and my kids like). It's called "Leaping Beauty And other Animal Fairy Tales." It's his twisted take (for a middle-school audience and up) on fairy tales with chapters like Cinder-Elephant and So What and the Seven Giraffes" etc. But it's basically short stories so maybe that's why…

Wicked — the book — really irritated the hell out of me. It had such potential but Maguire kept introducing characters and plot lines and dropping them entirely. I thought he was going to do something with the animals talking theme but he introduces it and just drops it.

Well they apologized because it was the classy thing to do. When you invite a middle-aged woman over to your house, do you call her a Lyin Ass Bitch as she walks in the door? Probably not. Unless she likes that sort of thing.

I hope the band doesn't get fired for this.

Just goes to show you what 4 years of marriage to Heather Mills can do to a man. His before and after photos are like the photos of presidents before and after the job.

No they're not awful. They're average, and surprisingly good for someone with no classical training. They usually get mixed reviews from the notoriously harsh classical music critics.

Looks to me like she was just stating the obvious. If aging male (I'm looking at you, Bruce Springsteen) and female singers are going to use botox to iron out their faces, they're going to get called on it.

Just read the Pitchfork review. It gave this a 1.0.

So Brian Wilson is holding a gun to your head forcing you to listen to his Disney CD?       I knew he was evil but I had NO idea it was that bad.

Actually this isn't a movie about the four Beatles. It's about Apple, the hippie company they created. "The Longest Cocktail Party" was a book published about the creation of Apple in 68. The main character is Derek Taylor, who ran the company, and was surrounded by a bunch of druggies and free loaders hanging out on…

Music critics have been letting her get away with this shit for years. She's done more damage to young girls, reinforcing the idea of defining yourself via a man, than any other pop star.

Harrison was the only one who could do what on his own?

Hmm. And some of you think Jezebel commenters give predictable responses?

Speaking of Noel, that remark McCartney made about Dickens was probably a joke. Deadpan humor and all. But Dickens, while he was in Liverpool for visits, never was a teacher. So I'm pretty sure McCartney was joking.

Ringo had a serious drinking problem and cocaine problem in the 80s, suffering blackouts during one of which he admitted he had beaten up his wife, Barbara. He apparently cheated on both wives. Let me see, have I heard anything else? He announced a couple years ago that he wouldn't sign any more autographs because he…

You'd think. But they didn't, did they? He recorded it anyway.