And like a good Hollywood star, she's wondering where her driver got to.

And failing. Oh, the tears!

All those places look like dystopian apocalyptic hellscapes. With flowers growing where buildings used to be, feeding off the dead bodies underneath them.

No. I don't think that. Hence, my question to the commenter. Who then gave me an actual answer. We're done here. Thanks.

Completely ignoring the sheer bodice with Swarovski pasties.

I found this by googling "Prom Dress" and "Laura Ingalls". I'm not kidding.

Because its HEINOUS.

And unbeknownst to you, he stole that entire moment to use on a future episode of "Sherlock"!

Imagine a strip club. Now imagine the bridesmaids running up on some stripper, ripping her outfit right off her, running through the streets, hot glue-gunning tulle and Swarovski crystals on to aforementioned outfit and then presenting their Bride of Frankenstein creation all screaming drunkenly, "WE MADE IT FOR YOUR…

Jem was your name, no one else was the same/ Jem was your name!

Do you know how many 9 year olds had to die in order to finish these dresses??

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You cannot use the word "class" anywhere near that photo let alone the words "Real Housewives".

To keep your feet warm when you go on that meth run with the girls!

The only thing that ring will give you is lead poisoning.

The choice of every Jersey Shore/overblonde sorority chick bridezilla on "Say Yes to the Dress".

Wanna REALLY fuck with her? Tell her that you've decided she needs to dress more modestly and you've picked out her outfit for the night.

That would get you kicked out of the AVN awards pronto.

"Collins...Jackie Collins. I'll have a whiskey sour at Mr. Sinatra's table. Tell the poolboy not to wait up for me."