Eh, the cult of youth didn't infect the Elizabethan era. The point was to play a character regardless of age, ethnicity, or even gender. Not to actually BE similar to the character.

Bene's taking me from behind. Between acts. In the costume.

A- Always

When one sees a cover story and one doesn't recognize anyone on it, i.e. JP and Ashley, does that mean the "celebs" don't actually exist?

Reading these tabloid stories is like having that low buzz in your ear that tells you you're having a stroke but you ignore it instead.

This place is the "Hotel California" of websites. You wander in by accident, drawn by a link on some other site. Nobody comes here otherwise.

Pauly Shore, Andrew "Dice" Clay, Tom Green, and, now, Billy Eichner.

Billy Connolly.

"Make out". *snort* You'll be finger-banged at the least and made into a cum dump for him and his husband if you get off easy.

Damn right you would.

"...which stars 12 ordinary American women who thought that they actually had a chance of being in a consensual relationship with Prince Henry of Wales."

"There's more diversity in this clip than there was in all nine seasons of How I Met Your Mother."

"Obviously we don't care about the error because we were merely patronizing you mouth-breathing fucktards for your votes."

"Privilege" (which I definitely believe is thing and can be a problem) has NOTHING to with a black man putting a light-skinned black woman on his album cover, as Pharrell as done. Or some other individual black men not using black women in their work or romantic life. That's a CHOICE.

Laugh if you want but the behavior of decades of college athletes shows that, apparently, they need to be told this shit and told often.

At some point, you're going to have to give up the idea that anybody owes you attention.

At some point, Daddy can't tell you you're the prettiest anymore. You're going to have to start thinking it for yourself.

See, he wasn't doing it "right". According to Ms. Crosley and her "Black Twitter" friends. And now, she wants us to know that opinion is the "right" one.

But you can?

"Honey, I think they're talking about us!"