Had a acquaintance talk me into visiting a nudist ”resort” a few years back when I was in my 40s; I was the youngest one there and some things cannot be unseen. Hope the employees get combat pay and counseling

Been huffing a lot of jet exhaust there, Bob?

Lumbersexual has long been a thing.

“...asphalt on the other hand you get about 10 or 15 years out of.”

Who the fuck can even afford to stay in a hotel for 19 days anyways?

Boo hoo. Las Vegas exists exactly because of nonsense like this, designed to extract money from tourists. Everyone that lives there IS THERE because of that fact and knows it. It’s not a city, it’s a venue. Locals whining about it is hypocritical. Tourists whining about it (and their non-F1 related vacations being…

Longest I’ve been there was 4 nights. Flew in, two-day conference plus a golf outing and dinner at the end. I have never been more ready to get out of anywhere.

Oh, y’all, there’s so much more. Most states have online court records and prisoner records (and not just current prisoners, but they’ll show is someone completed a sentence, and no, not just for registrable offenses). Sometimes county sites will have even more detail than state databases (and for some things, only…

You’re going to hate me for this but add some pasta to make it more like a goulash.  The pasta soaks up the extra liquid and doesn’t detract from the flavor.

Take a train if you can. Less security theater, more space, the food tastes better because you’re not in a pressurized tin can, and you can see lovely views that can’t be seen from two miles in the air.

I currently live in a Condo. We 50 yards from the front door is a basketball court and a playground.

I won’t say that too much baking soda in your stomach has never caused a rupture, but I sincerely doubt that it’s anything other than extremely rare. You’re much more likely to vomit a fountain of foamy stomach acid and baking soda than you are to have your stomach rupture.

I listen to Venice Classical Radio a lot.

I don’t typically have this problem at work functions - I’ve been to enough to know my limits. But what do you do if you... like everything?

It’s from the 80's - but you’re correct - it is touch tone made to look like rotary. 

That’s not a touch-tone phone. It’s a cake.

It has been decades since copper phone lines carried analog signals beyond local switching. It gets converted to digital frames, combined and sent upstream for regional switching. Fiber simply made it possible to send more frames faster.

Not sure why it was not mentioned, but SAFETY is the biggest reason I can think of to have one. I have 4 kids under the age of 8, the 2 oldest have been taught and understand how and when to dial 9-1-1. That is all they need to do in an emergency. They don’t even need to talk, just pick-up the phone and dial. The…

Eisenhowers?

Both images.google and tineye no longer have access to FB and IG. So it makes the searches pretty crappy now. I’ve found work arounds via a few paid sites and done a few dollar trials and cancel if I really need to verify someone by picture. Which, I’ve found several fake dating and facebook accounts. More times than…