therealbicyclebuck
TheRealBicycleBuck
therealbicyclebuck

*pssst* the flooding was caused by rainwater, not storm surge.

The problem is the probability of becoming a top-tier gamer. I went through the numbers with a student of mine who had NFL aspirations. The probabilities for making it in the NFL aren’t good and I expect the numbers for e-sports to be even worse. This signs sums it up nicely:

5,280 feet. Most airlines cruise at 30,000+ feet, so it should be called the Miles High club. 

“Based on his likes/subscriber growth, those who don’t are in the minority.” 

A friend of mine owns 90 acres with a creek running through it. Several times a year, some dumbass will come driving down the creek and get stuck. If he’s home, he’ll drive down with his surplus 6x6 dumper and winch them out.

It wasn’t quite as dramatic with my kids. My daughter must have been hanging on to something. It took two and a half days for her to make her appearance. My son, our second, took only a few hours.

That’s not always true. My sister-in-law was born less than an hour after her mother started having contractions. It was fortunate that they lived less than 15 minutes from the hospital. 

The high-frequency hearing loss in my right ear is the direct result of having a tweeter mounted high in the cab of my first truck and pointed directly at my right ear. Teenagers do stupid things with loud stereos.

Rear seat access to the bed, of course! When I was a kid, my grandfather had a camper shell on his Chevy. The back glass was removed from the cab and there was a boot between the shell and the cab, granting us full crawl-through access to the cab. This was back when seat belts were optional. We took that truck on lots

We recently had a PoGo player come over to Ingress and he’s spending ALL of his time playing the game. Literally. He starts hitting portals around lunch and plays continuously until 2 or 3 AM. He approached me when I was taking down one of his “home” portals and I found out a bit more. He is in his third year of his

My son and I play several games together. Early on, he relished every opportunity to kill his dear old dad. It was only after many lessons on retribution that he finally realized it was better to team up with dad and kill the other guys. :)

Or you could avoid both sewing and knots and just use two socks like I suggested.....

If you don’t have a microwaveable bean bag, you can make one with an athletic sock and some rice. Just fill the sock with rice and sew up the end. If you don’t sew, then a pair of socks will work. Fill one sock with rice, then put the filled sock inside the other sock with the open end toward the toe of the second sock

There are several local shops that specialize in lifting Jeeps. I think the silliest mod I’ve seen is pink camo. I understand that some girls like the outdoors, but what are they trying to say with that stuff? Even though I grew up in the country, I still refuse to wear camo outside of a hunting scenario. Putting in

Could be. In what part of LA do you live? I’m in the Baton Rouge area.

For some reason, in Louisiana, Jeeps are the most desirable car for high-school girls. Source: my teenage daughter (who doesn’t want a Jeep and scoffs at the other girls’ car of choice).

I was renting a car for work several years ago and someone backed into it in the parking garage. While AMEX was willing to pay for the damages, they asked Enterprise to PROVE their “loss of use” claim. When Enterprise refused to provide documentation, AMEX refused to pay the additional claim. That’s when Enterprise

I do believe that the animals who consume their placenta do so without cooking it first. If you’re going to do like the animals do, perhaps it should be eaten tartare.