There’s absolutely NO reason why the public has the ability to purchase something that can travel over 9,000 feet in altitude 100 mph.

Well, Subaru offers two engine options on the WRX that are only 37 hp apart.

He built his bus collection in one year. That’s what money can do for you!

Leno went to see Fluffy’s garage on last night’s episode. If you didn’t know, Gabriel Iglesias has a thing for VW vans. Here’s the teaser:

Scorpions are 8WD.

Former resident of Oklahoma here. The best thing to do during a tornado is hide, preferably in a storm cellar. Outrunning one is not an option, especially when you start battling the other elements that come along with a tornado - rain, wind, and often, hail.

There’s a good chance that instead of figuring it out, they will turn out just like their father.

This is an issue along I-10 west of Baton Rouge. One of my favorite days was when a group of shoulder-passers zoomed by, then were promptly pulled over by the cop just around the bend. HAH!!

Our parents used to berate us for playing games instead of playing outside. Little did they know we were learning essential skills for playing sports.

I tried the same thing. My wife did the same thing. She ended up with an Explorer. It’s a purchase she has come to regret.

We were in Yellowstone National Park when we spotted an older fellow in the parking lot asking other people to try their key in his Tahoe. He eventually found someone with a matching door key and was able to get to the keys he locked inside.

Mr. Pedantic here to inform you, that is a recorder, not a flute.

For the next time....

Just wait until the first bottle of milk gets spilled and you have to park outside on a hot day.

I know the dangers of in-vehicle dining as I had many years of doing so in my old truck. I stopped doing it when we had kids. My wife’s car always smelled like spoiled milk and gold fish crackers.

Shame on you. Have you ever tried to get spilled slaw out of your defroster vents? One slam on the brakes and you will.

You forgot soup. Any kind of soup.

That’s a good point, although the cost of living in Baton Rouge is within 6% of the cost of living in Houston, two points of reference I am familiar with. I’ve seen helicopter parents in both.

Since it isn’t clear whether you are trying to be sarcastic or not, I’ll assume you aren’t. Indeed, the lessons are what they learned in Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts. Was there an untended fire? No. They made sure someone was watching it. Was it necessary to keep a fire going all night? No, but that’s what they wanted to…

Years of scouts are already behind us. No astroturf involved.