How about a tripod and some planning?

I bearly understand your concern.

I had the good fortune to do a ride-along with HPD Air Support. I can certify that those guys are awesome. Part of our flight was practicing “maneuvers” and low-level flight over a field was included. Although he said they could do it and we practiced running down bad guys in a farmer’s field, I never thought I would…

I made the switch nearly three years ago. I went cold-turkey and made a permanent change. The only time I can sit down is when I’m at lunch.

I had a similar conversation with a cop. He was raving about the cop-spec Charger and how fast it was. I didn’t go into how my little WRX caught and passed an R/T Charger on the track just a few weeks before. Let him live the dream.

Avoid wearing polyester long-sleeved shirts when working on cars. Polyester melts when it gets too hot and the melted fabric can cause severe burns when the fabric literally melts into your skin. Not fun.

Only about earthquakes.

I am embarrassed to say I got my truck stuck in just a few inches of mud. I was attending a Scouting event and had to park in a nearby field. We were instructed to turn right off the gravel drive, pass through the swale and park in the grass on the other side. I didn’t go far enough forward and left my rear wheels in…

Ah, it was short-lived. The police took the pliers as evidence. They hoped to get prints off of them.

I usually leave my old truck unlocked since it would cost more to replace the glass than the truck is worth. Someone hopped into it one night, realized there wasn’t a radio to steal, rummaged through the glovebox, then decided that there was nothing worth taking and left. The only reason I know he was there is the…

You could go to Galveston and dodge some pelicans. Just don’t get caught on video.

We were visiting Yellowstone National Park in when we spotted an older couple who had managed to lock themselves out of their late-’80s Suburban. They were asking anyone with a Chevy or GMC key to try it on the driver’s door. It took four or five tries, but someone’s key finally unlocked the door. It was like watching…

I’m not w fan of being stung by wasps, but they do help keep spiders in check. Just look at the tarantula hawk:

They aren’t the only victims of expensive bikes. Ever talk to the guys on the latest carbon fiber wunderbike? Same affliction.

It’s nothing compared to the cleanup following Mardi Gras. Every parade is followed by a cleanup crew. For 2017, there are 70 parades scheduled in and around New Orleans over 15 days. Each will attract from 10,000 to half a million people.

There were two options here: cause as much damage as possible; or use the car effectively to escape. She chose the former. I recommend she read Advanced Skills in Executive Protection where she can learn advanced escape techniques such as this:

No, it’s 476 viewers saying “DRIVE IT NOW!!!!”

Notice that they play music over all of the sections where we should be able to hear what this thing sounds like? It’s probably because it’s noisier than they want us to believe.

What’s the Portuguese equivalent of “Here, hold my beer - now watch this!”?

Hipster? Nah. More like a throwback to the ‘70s.