Mrs Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making nepo-babies and I saw one of the nepo-babies and the nepo-baby waved at me. 

Hey, Big in Japan is an expression for a reason!

When I wrote for magazines I used www.whorepresents.com* to find potential interview subjects. That was many years ago so I don’t know how active and useful that site is now.

Ordering it unsliced also makes it easer to do this:

Goddammit. I JUST introduced my 5-year-old to the Roadrunner-Coyote cartoons. He loved them! Where’s he going to learn about anvils now??? A blacksmith????

I will listen to Iggy Pop’s new release if he puts a goddamn shirt on

2: Whenever Ana de Armas isn’t on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “Where’s Ana de Armas?”

I’m embarrassed to admit that after I saw the movie, I went out and bought an F-35 Lightning II. My wife was pissed to say the least.

Actually, 2022 was a pretty good year for them to establish credit, invest, and thrive. It’s been a bear market, you know.

Debit cards

wtf is starz lol

I’m Canadian. That’s a dang Crunchie bar.

Had you picked ANYTHING else for #1 we would have had to burn the place down.

My question is, who would cast a 6'10 NBA Hall of Famer to play a disabled teen nerd anyway? 

I don’t know how, but this is Stephen Lecce’s fault.

La cocaina è una droga infernale!

I believe its appeal comes from the fact that it’s a great “background movie.” There really isn’t a plot, more just loosely threaded together vignettes, so a lot of people throw it on during holiday celebrations. You can tune in for 15 minutes, walk away, come back, etc. I honestly don’t think I’ve watched it cover to…

kinda forgot about Jillian, which means... I kinda forgot about idiotsitter oh god I need to go re-watch idiotsitter! 

Vince Gilligan: “Hey, idiot, could you put some numbers besides zeroes on here too?”

“BOND!”