FYI, if Alberta is our Texas equivalent, Saskatchewan is the provincial counterpart of any of your “way more right-wing wack-a-doodle” states. My guess is they booked him months in advance and the cancellation fee was enough that they just hoped for the best...

Not always.

1) I would assume that most normal humans taking orders despise a) upselling and b) being forced to upsell. A robot has no feelings, and can suggest that you do indeed want fries with that;

Steamed ham(s)?

Maybe Paul Fieg is Paul Feig’s non-union Mexican equivalent?

In the Fade with Diane Kruger.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

I assume they mean the Japanese Sazae-san, which started in 1969. How about “longest-running English-language animated show that is widely known by people outside of Japan?”

Radiatore /listends

Lorne Greene was 65 during BG...I feel like they were gambling a bit.

Chinese-Canadian. Or just Canadian?

You pronounced his name wrong.

Herbert Kornfeld would’ve sorted this mofo out.

Thanks for weighing in, Foreignbot.

She’s no Eliza Rose, that’s for certain.

You’ve typed “OO7" in some sentences and “007" in others. “Double-oh seven” doesn’t actually mean two Os.

ROD (Radiatore or Death)

Local bakery’s George Constanza jerk store moment: “Our ads are tasteless, but our cupcakes aren’t!”