God bless you, Willie Nelson.

GO-BOTS SHOT FIRST

Oh, don’t get me wrong - I liked Edward Scissorhands five trillion times more. 

Robs - the takeaway here is that you stuck to your guns and didn’t cook them a GD thing. Bless you and your wet socks. Fellow parents! Life is too short! Crappy pizza is better than no pizza!

This is Winona’s fault.

And they fit good.

Compared to your namesake? Yes.

Given that Tig Notaro is replacing Chris D’Elia in a movie, if she slapped on some sideburns and you squint your eyes, maybe she could replace John K. in this one...

And I have never once whizzed on an electric fence. 

Feig looks like a present-day anti-Feig in the photo.

Newport Beach? Did you drove or did you flew?

Don’t forget about Dungeons and Dragons. 

How dare you disparage Roxanne like that

I haven’t been in a grocery store in months. Are peaches still grown and sold like in yesteryear? Also, happy birthday.

What makes me sad is that, knowing that money is no object to Musk, Rourke can (only) pony up 200K. It’s 200K more than I would wager or can afford, but still...

Would it be too much to ask that the present-day AV Club workers take 10 seconds to update these articles? Then you could pretend that they’re new articles!

I would like to point out that she is SEVEN YEARS OLDER than Krasinski. I don’t know if this is remarked upon in the movie, but if not, must be some kind of Hollywood first.

NEGATIVE cool beans. Sell the movie to a service in Canada, please (not any of them that I don’t already have, though)

On a computer, if you shrink the horizontal window dimensions to 50%-ish, it’ll revert into a scrollable article.