Not always true; my swimming pool threatened me in public for years.

Massive doses of hydroxychloroquine will cure what ails ya. 

Totally.

Not a Commonwealth horse.

“The 1904 Olympic Marathon was the worst race ever run”

Is it true that the CK fanboy/trolls here have also been practicing social distancing their entire adult lives?

‘untie’

Carl’s a lucky man.

The Princess Bride is a bedtime story.

Of course - it was Canada.

You are correct - I crushed a finger while making car parts and got a couple grand from the Ontario Workers’ Compensation board later on.

He almost died last year but has recovered (I contributed to his Go Fund Me)...

I watched it in Canada. Pretty much the same.

(Japanese girls scream)

No, I DON’T want you.

Donald Sutherland voiceover?

The time I did karaoke.

There are a lot of former cast members who will be unable to attend those recording sessions...

Nope - I have the first few years of DVDs and they are absolute bare-bones. A total shame.

Federal, no - provincial, a few.