Miyamoto’s refusal to adapt best practices from the industry was his biggest weakness. The fact that he practically had to be begged into using a live orchestra to record the original Mario Galaxy soundtrack is just one of many examples. The man simply didn’t find it beneficial until the composer dragged him into the…

And yet he didn’t sprinkle any of that whimsical pixie dust on the New Super Mario Bros series

Final Fantasy XIII is a highwater mark for the series. The cast of characters rules

Unpopular opinion maybe, but is being sleazy in a podcast 7+ years ago really worthy of cancelling this guy from all employment opportunities?

These dumb motherfuckers really will try anything EXCEPT the thing that we know for a fact reduces spread and severity of the virus, won't they? 

This. Why do people always get this shit wrong? You have to report cash transactions. You have to report tips. You have to report online purchases.

I have also flat out refused to act for potential clients who don’t align with my values, so I think you’re rushing to judgment on very limited information...

You said “then girlfriend”, I was expecting you to tell that she said no! Glad that was not the case.

• How will we handle money?

Eh... I don’t really agree that grill pans are pointless and I think a lot of chefs would agree with me.

Well, this news certainly makes me grimace...

I'm sure it was an innocent mistake. Maybe ask nicely instead of barking orders?

“For some reason, then-EIC Stephen Totilo decided to take a chance on me”

“Doesn’t like politics” means he’s fortunate enough to not be affected by politics.

It would cost me $30,000 a year to move from the DFW area to NYC. I’d really enjoy working for Kotaku, but most writers would lose money by accepting either of those jobs.

Why is telecommuting not an option?

Republicans: Private businesses can refuse to serve any customer they want for any reason (see Conversatives vs. Gay Wedding Cake)

Republicans: No, not like that!

When my Dad died, my two brothers decided to ignore the three-way even split the will stipulated … and announced they each deserved 2/5ths to my 1/5th.

Probably some kind of envy, given the situation?

Exactly, multiple female humans on top is how you end up with a broken dick