If you want to preserve your personal systems, you’ll .

Just call it “Ocean’s Unlimited.”

Just pulled off the heist of the year! Thanks!

Fun fact: "Monkeys Eat Peeled Bananas" is how I remembered my covalent bonds in chemistry class: meth, eth, prop, and but! 

My eyes glazed over. This is all garbage, a serious bait and switch, and a financial disaster waiting to happen. There’s a reason why currencies are regulated, and guaranteed by actual established governments or other means, like gold. These currencies are literally whisked out of thin air, and have no real…

Can ANYONE give me a spec about resolution or refresh rate anywhere?

Can ANYONE give me a spec about resolution or refresh rate anywhere?

It’s really sad you missed the point about public health and safety...

I don’t mind NOT raping puppies but it’s the mandate that I can’t rape puppies that rubs me the wrong way.

Yes, because all the Jews/Muslims/Buddhists/Agnostics/Atheists at NASA have the same vested interest as you. Besides, the universe also adheres to our man-made calendar, and decided to be a Universal Scrooge and make excited scientists ensure their 25-year project launches on a day that’s deliberately inconvenient.

I’m sorry, but this is incredibly asinine. I’m all about pronouns, gay rights, trans rights, BLM, First Nations, and things that really matter. But this? Please stop. Next thing you’ll ask to change the Les Miserable lyrics (can’t have “Master of the House,” can we?), Aziz Ansari comedies on Netflix (“Master of None?”…

THANK YOU! As someone who suffers from gastroesophaegeal reflux disease, I have to abstain from several things, including both coffee and alcohol (yes, I have to live my life au naturel). It’s not a moral thing at all, but it’s also nobody’s damn business what pain I’d be in if I had alcohol. Best thing is to just say…

As a music teacher, I am completely insulted and appalled by this article. This author clearly knows absolutely nothing about music. Theory being science? Super wrong. The open tuning system? Really pointless. I could pick this apart point by point, but I have better things to do like floss my toes.

Chloroform. Next article!

We did some mad science with our latkes a few years back, debating between hand-grating or processing the potatoes and onions. There were four possible mixtures (both hand grated, both process, ro a mix of one or the other), and we found that hand-grating the potatoes and processing the onions worked best. For some…

Many members off the board have been there for literal DECADES. They’ve all lived through dirt together. Bobby’s been their golden goose. You think they’re in any hurry to slaughter him? I hope their share price continues to tank, wiping decades of wealth from the board (who hold the majority of the shares) and force…

LOL they just added it. I checked an article I’d read earlier and it’s now in there.

You know what’s interesting? I have not seen ONE OUNCE of disclosure on either Polygon or The Verge about Casey Wasserman. Someone should really do something about that, only I refuse to comment on their articles on principle based on emails I had with the EOC of The Verge. (long story)

Other readers pointed out that kids often can’t help being poor, weird-looking, or otherwise non-standard, which I agree with, but the overall point—the nail that sticks its head out gets pounded down, so a kid’s best bet is to appear as normal as they possibly can—is a solid (if depressing) commentary on human…

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Living up to the username I see!