If you’re visibly poor, ugly, slovenly, smell bad with worn out clothes with holes that don’t fit (or are seen with those types) you may as well have a neon sign “I have too much lunch money and love noogies, why won’t someone help me?”

As one who was bullied mercilessly, I learned some ways to get them to stop, but it always ends with the same thing: You have to have the last word. It ends up being how you get there that can change. Here are a few things I did:

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This is ALWAYS how it works. Companies cross a line, people are aghast, company walks it back. Mark my words: two years from now, this is standard operating procedure, and nobody will batt an eyelash. Remember the kerfuffle about horse armour? Bet you wish that was the worst business practice compared to now. Remember…

As a foldable enthusiast (won a Fold 1, gifted it to buy a Fold 3), I don’t get this thing. I think it’s disingenuous to even call this a foldable. It’s no more a foldable than a DS. In fact, it would make more sense to call this a Microsoft DS. But the sheer volume of usability issues absent the software glitches (usi…

But russets have less starch, no? Wouldn't the potatoes be drier and less creamy (fat aside?), and Yukon golds being the gold (punch me) standard? 

Nintendo isn’t one to walk anything back.

Could be that the state of Texas is a dumpster fire and they decided to get the hell out. 

Yes... for babies... *nomnomnom*

I think somewhere along the way, Kotick misspelled the word “resign.” Didn’t see it anywhere!

Because right now, the word “Christian” in this case would likely be placed in heavy air quotes. Most of what’s destroying American democracy is ruthlessness and selfish greed couched in the word “Christian.” (Witness your former President’s photo op with a Bible.) Just some Canadian Jewish context here.

At least I can keep my Amiibo.

I know, but it’s disgusting. Here’s another example: I bought Drawboard PDF because I do a lot of annotations, and it worked really well. Literally overnight, they gimped the software I paid full fee for, and have moved features I was previously able to use behind a subscription. FOR PDF ANNOTATION SOFTWARE. Enough. I…

this is relatively affordable in comparison

Actually, his MO is not to be seen at all, last time I checked. And as the World's Greatest Detective (remember that moniker?) I thought his MO was to also outthink his adversaries using his vast resources to help him. But what do I know? 

I think you’re looking for “verisimilitude" there. My film minor ain't for nothing! 

Name one. Please. 

Ummm... or maybe just maybe... and work with me here for a minute... it’s a... movie?

Tommy Tallarico wishes he was cool enough to be mafioso, but only got as far as buying a can of Brylcream.