If you’re visibly poor, ugly, slovenly, smell bad with worn out clothes with holes that don’t fit (or are seen with those types) you may as well have a neon sign “I have too much lunch money and love noogies, why won’t someone help me?”

As one who was bullied mercilessly, I learned some ways to get them to stop, but it always ends with the same thing: You have to have the last word. It ends up being how you get there that can change. Here are a few things I did:

But russets have less starch, no? Wouldn't the potatoes be drier and less creamy (fat aside?), and Yukon golds being the gold (punch me) standard? 

Nintendo isn’t one to walk anything back.

Could be that the state of Texas is a dumpster fire and they decided to get the hell out. 

Yes... for babies... *nomnomnom*

I think somewhere along the way, Kotick misspelled the word “resign.” Didn’t see it anywhere!

Because right now, the word “Christian” in this case would likely be placed in heavy air quotes. Most of what’s destroying American democracy is ruthlessness and selfish greed couched in the word “Christian.” (Witness your former President’s photo op with a Bible.) Just some Canadian Jewish context here.

At least I can keep my Amiibo.

Name one. Please. 

Tommy Tallarico wishes he was cool enough to be mafioso, but only got as far as buying a can of Brylcream. 

KI Gold says hi, too!

Pumpkin spice pumpkin pie, as sold by the Department of Redundancy Department. 

Actually, I was in a perfect position. I was a row in front of him, directly interacting with him. He was an asshole.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2168467-napoleon-complex-are-smaller-men-really-more-aggressive/

Trying to think if you could be more right, and... nope, not possible. You are 100% right. I might also posit that the PSL is an abomination against mankind, but why would I ever open such a can of worms?

Let me tell you a story of Tommy Tallarico.

Metroid Dread NOT a showstopper? I think we exist in different realities. Pretty much everyone went nuts at its reveal. 15 years of rumours, 19 years after Metroid 4. The shortest of YouTube searches will tell the tale. Yes, this was strong of Sony (and my dusty PS5 is looking for a disc to penetrate its drive), but…

Amen! I was at E3 when they unveiled the Twilight Princess trailer in ‘05, heard that score and went bananas. I thought, Wow, they get how epic Zelda is supposed to be! This is fantastic. Fast forward to the game’s release, and that soundtrack remains one of my biggest disappointments. Some fantastic compositions…