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After narrowly escaping a gang related death in GTA: Vice City, I walked down some stairs and took like 2% fall damage off the last step, which killed me. I’ve never forgiven Rockstar and I think it has irrationally fed into me scarcely playing their games since.

I love this video and your narrative Heather! Thanks to you and the team for putting this together.

Apparently the only thing we had been waiting for longer than Half Life 3 was the Half Life 2 Kotaku review.

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In wholly unexpected but totally awesome news, Pac-Man Championship Edition 2 is hitting PS4, Xbox One, and PC this September. One of the new additions is an adventure mode that has you fighting huge bosses. Neat.

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Surprise! Kentucky Route Zero Act IV is now available on PC, Mac, and Linux. Check out the (admittedly weird) trailer above.

So like, I get that Miyomoto is easy to blame (and partially the culprit) for these sorts of overarching decisions you and a loud minority of people always post about. But it’s a hackneyed and kneejerk response to blame him for all these design iterations. (I don’t mean to single you out, but I read these comments all

Look for “tegotae” to be the new quote attached to every single Facebook Miyomoto graphic for years to come.

In defense of Mario & Luigi:

hmmmmmmmm, though it’s sort of adorable to imagine a version of me that would stop doing something simply because my boyfriend wanted me to, that’s not what happened here.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

If I recall correctly, the Nintendo reps rebooted the demo by pressing. R and + (I think?), or some similar, simple button hold. This brought up a pc like, small menu where they selected the next demo. Would seem a bit obvious, but there were a LOT of kiosks, and they were unmanned for chunks at a time while they

What was it like not playing Mario Maker for a week, Patrick?

The news is out that Gawker Media, our parent company, is up for sale as part of a filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

Notable E3 memories? Hmm.

Cubivore 2

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I have no friends on Miitomo or Twitter!

My Mii’s popularity in Nintendo’s mobile app, Miitomo, has been capped at level 20 weeks now. With my waning