I received my first NES in 1988.

I was six.

I remained an abjectly loyal Nintendo fanboy right through the N64, back when I still thought those shots of Robotech: Crystal Dreams and the tech demo with the Final Fantasy VI characters rendered in polygons were actually going to bear fruit (note: I don’t regret purchasing…

DAMN IT PEOPLE! I loved Age of Ultron!

Except for the part where it only effects Muslims (because it provides an exception for minority religions). And there’s nothing to stop Trump from extending the ban indefinitely.

This article is why I will NEVER play a mobile game unless it’s complete for a single price. Also why I stay away from most of the free to play games. Going after a personality defect to make money is the darkside of gaming (that term gaming includes gambling). Right now there is some person who has done this but…

Nothing illustrates what I dislike about gacha games more than this here article.

But you want militarised police, want to prevent brown people from voting and gay people from appearing in public? Want laws to adhere to your religion (and your interpretation of it, specifically), but don’t want anyone else’s religion legally acknowledged? Want every bit of what a strong government entails, but not…

That’s a lot of bullshit to say you don’t want to pay for entertainment. Just say “I’m a cheap ass and don’t want to pay for entertainment.” Simple.

Where have you been that you so fear individual radicals, those that exist across the world and plenty here in the US (see, e.g., Dylann Roof, Adam Lanza, etc.), that you’re willing to deny hundreds or thousands of other individuals a safe haven from war-torn lands? You do realize that this particular ban wouldn’t…

So complete strangers who were born here are A-okay, but complete strangers born elsewhere are evil and scary? You do realize the false equivalency here, right?

We get it you’re a Nazi.

I know you’re saying that as an analogy, but it doesn’t really work. They are not coming in to live with your family, if you don’t want them, don’t! I know as much as I understand the pain they face, I am not comfortable with anyone staying at my place unless I know them!

But the people being detained are not complete…

Did someone lift the lid of that basket you’re in?

Get back to jerking off onto your anime pillow, your dick won’t love itself.

No really, fuck you.

You don’t get to be offended by someone saying “fuck you” and then rail about safe spaces and triggering. You’re not some victim of exclusionary dialogue, you just got called out for having a shitty opinion.

But I haven’t seen Doctor strange yet and don’t really have that much interest in it. However, now I feel like I have to if he’s gonna have a part (however small) to play in that movie.

Just wait until you see the drinking controller they force you to use:

I would never guarantee it, because you can count on Nintendo to not do the smart thing, but if this bob-ombs (ZING!) the way the Wii U did, they really should reassess their business strategy. They should focus on their strengths (games) and drop their weaknesses (“innovative” hardware).

The GameCube had a really successful followup console. If the Wii U doesn’t, we aren’t going to have any historical precedent for what happens next. Two failed consoles in a row? Certainly never something that has happened to Nintendo before.

Hey, the original had teenagers with a good attitude.

Sorry, Evil Cap; your brilliant plan to have aliens invade Earth (because that has been such a successful tactic in the past?) was stomped by one person.