I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say, “If you create a tool that can easily be used to jimmy open a lock, don’t be surprised when folks use it to jimmy open a lock.”

...or, more appropriately, “When significant numbers of folks are using your tool to jimmy open significant numbers of locks—and are discussing…

Also, some Jews.

Considering that he’s talked about constantly taking my healthcare—and the healthcare of others like me—away since he began his campaign, I think it’s gonna be very bad.

The body of an article, nope, not a bit. Headlines? By the time you realize you should skip it it’s already too late. I just had to comment given that the headline is essentially saying “This column is ruining movies for you.”

Not reading this article but seriously, with that headline. If you’re learning too much about these upcoming films and movies, QUIT SEEKING THAT INFO OUT! Fer chrissakes, man. How much cooler would Rogue One have been if we didn’t have EVERYONE releasing fucking spoiler material? If we didn’t even know who the special…

Yes, because I’m a person with eyes and ears who doesn’t hate fun.

So - the fact that he can’t shoot straight is the main issue that disqualifies a minion of the evil Empire for the Texan police force...

Doom doesn’t want to improve the world, or even change it significantly - he just wants to be in charge. He’ll even put the world in peril if it helps him achieve his personal goals.

I don’t know if I can stand for this list not including Donkey Kong Country 2, but at the same time I’m not sure what it would bump...maybe one of the RPGs?

So you think movie studios should only be concerned with making the most popular movies possible rather than let the film-makers create a story they want to tell in a style of their own?

They’d probably need to ditch the Disney name (so Touchstone?) to release an adaptation of the stageshow. Given that it’s got a song set in what’s basically a brothel that includes lusty dancing and the lines ‘Come keep me warm until morning’ sung repeatedly, plus the death of Esmeralda, plus Quasimodo outright…

I am so jealous of my friend who got to see that show at Paper Mill (and she’s also seen Hamilton in person...gah!) A movie version would be incredible.

It’s so damn good! Made of Stone is such a brilliant addition.

You are part of the problem because you have Harambe in your name. :P

Says the guys whose handle refers to a tired ass internet “joke”.

Well then let me mock God. He’s the Donald Trump of deities. All bombastic language but couldn’t pour piss out of a boot, and yet his followers still kiss his ass and beg him to fix the wreckage of the disasters, horrors and wars that happened on his watch. And praise him not only when he doesn’t come through but…

don’t forget pretending we live in some context free vacuum where nobody is racist until they try to point out racism, thinking private citizens holding vast amounts capital and power over the lives of others is harmless free expression (it’s only really power and censorship if government does it) and continuing to…

So basically, you accept that he’s a lose cannon, but put trust in an establishment that you want pushing out, to kinda keep him in check...?

“I liked the game, I think Kim K works really hard at what is admittedly a weird and stupid job”