*whispering* Season it.

*looking around cautiously* I think... you actually beat them to the punch!

That’s why I go so early! In summer the ride meet up is at 4am.

We need more speed.

20 over CAN get you arrested. Also any speed above 85 can. However, it depends on the cop. Been caught in the triple digits a few times and/or 30+ over, but the tickets were written for 85.

Amen.

Fucking douchebag cops. Ready to kill every time they show up on the scene. The biggest public health menace since cancer.

That looks positively epic! Who’d you rent from and what were the costs/restrictions like?

Yes, highsides SUCK. However, rear slides are much more catchable on a bike than front slides. Street or racetrack, you have a much longer amount of time that you can slide the rear and still catch it. As you become advanced, sliding the rear becomes quite fun (racetrack/closed course/Mexico disclaimer). Front slides…

Not cars, but cars are mostly lame anyway.

““Make America great again” means going back to a time where white people who have no special skills, little education and lack of motivation to better themselves can share the same middle-class lifestyle as highly skilled people of color with a college education and advanced degrees. In their minds, this scenario is…

I wish yo Gramma would try to guilt me into eating nasty ass chitlins at Thanksgiving. I’m punching her dead in her sweet lil chin and screaming out NO!!!!

Here’s a crazier idea... what if you just... rode the bike? LOL

Damn. Stop him when he’s lying.

Beautiful bike and fantastic restoration job sir! Now there’s one last crucial, important step you have to complete...

Wants: Rear wheel drive, manual trans, lightweight, fun, different

With that much time incubating in a tepid hot tub, combined with that much douchery, I’m pretty sure Travis Kalanick is Patient Zero for antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea. Or at least a really bad UTI.

There ya go! Fuck a boring ass car, you already have two of those! You live in California... get a bike!

I’ve got an entire group of neighbors and friends, none of which are racing fans whatsoever, all watching MotoGP with me on Sundays. First I lured them with a potluck, but then they started coming for the races! *evil laugh*

Alanis, I’m glad you had fun... I think? You were in amazingly good hands with Chris Ulrich. A fast, competent, safe roadracer. Lucky you! :)