I never thought I’d see the day y’all dropped some Yay Area classic shit on Jalopnik!

Thank you! 1000% correct. The Porsche worshippers on this site... Ugh.

I’ll look you up next time I bring my bike out to NorCal!

It’s Jalopnik... you know actual speed and skill is frowned upon here.

And yet, he’s a rich and famous car designer with his name on the Ford GT, and you’re some asshole talking shit on the Internet. Hmmm...

Look at those beautiful curves! Awesome!

Let’s just summarize this shit:

Lots of ice stories in here. Never dealt with that in CA or AZ, but I do ride sportbikes!

Username checks out.

Not only is Bob trying to kill you, but he’s trying to bankrupt you too! LMAO

I love reading about the engineering (and lack of, in some of the Japanese builds) that go into top level drift cars! I’ve seen most of these articles and find them fascinating.

Zachary, thank you for having some ACTUAL knowledge about drift cars. You’re doing the Lord’s work here on Jalopnik, and I’d like to commend you.

Arizona, early fall, still in the 90s for a daytime high. This detail will become important later.

MUAH HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

You got a legitimate, 100% real, LOL out of me when I scrolled down and that was the first thing I saw!

Racist white kids talking shit on XBox Live.

Why is is that Gun Dummies™ always know the brand name of the bullets and gun they would use to kill someone in their twisted fantasies?

Cars... LOL. For going fast on a budget (real fast, not trackdaybroMiata “fast”.)

Of course. Propelling a human body through space in or on a thin, light, incredibly fast vehicle will always be dangerous, as it should be. That’s just physics and reality.

Interesting to see the two wildly different paths these men have taken through life... both supremely talented pilots; one burned brightly and fiercely as a star, then died in a flash of light; the other never reaching such heights, yet still alive to tell the tale.