Butthurt? Nah son. Just felt the need to send some fire at you lame anti-drifting types. Carry on being a lame old bitch.

1000hp top-flight racecars (yes, asshole, racecars) going door to door at 100mph, completely sideways, smoke pouring off the tires, engines screaming, with super talented drivers at the wheel...

Because fuck cars, that’s why. LOL

GET THAT GODDAMN CAR OFF MY ISLE OF MAN TT COURSE!!!

Ugly ass car. Still fast as hell and handles like a champ. Also, not my car.

I guess I’m old man superbike... though I’m only 36. Gives me time to expand my bike stable to 4 bikes so I can sync up with the stereotype. Though my thoroughbred squid comes out from time to time. Who doesn’t enjoy a good wheelie!?

That set of downshifts at 0:50 tho! Unf.

Same here... TBH I’m surprised mine are hanging on so well! To my defense, no one told me you weren’t supposed to jump a superbike over train tracks, curbs, and speed bumps. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every person who has been on this show, helped produce this show, or watches this show should be executed. Period. I’m sure there’s some nice people who will get caught up in the wide web of murder, but I’m sorry, deep down you knew better!

For the Jalopnik crowd... Harden the fuck up and just DO IT! Stop hemming, hawing, trying to convince yourself, rationalizing reasons why you CAN’T get a damn bike and just do the damn thing! LET’S GO! I promise you will have fun. There is also an extremely high likelihood you will NOT die horribly.

Sean I feel like you forgot the most important thing of all for each of these helmets!

Only on lame ass Jalopnik can you have an awesome, short, well-produced video, featuring an amazing car, an amazing bike, a cute girl, and two talented pilots, and produce this much bitch ass complaining!!

Congratulations Sean! You have removed almost all of the lame-ass, scaredy-cat car guy whining and replaced it with some great moto content! Jalopnik might actually be on it’s way to being truly cool.

*super eye roll of doom*

Jalopnik in a nutshell.

Cute. But 1,287 of ya’ll are trippin.

Looks like me and the CBR gonna have to make a trip to Cali! Thanks dude!

What’s with all the complaining and fear? For fuck’s sake man button that weak shit up!

I want to do the usual sportbike guy brand-based shit talk... but damn. That commercial is almost making me want a Kawi!