I gotta ask...idol for what? Being a souless robot pitchman engineered from birth to be boring and good at golf? I honestly don’t get it. He’s not some self made man like Bill Gates who had an idea and turned it into billions, he’s a super fucked up weird dude who was forced to be a golfer by his crazy father and…

Salesman says product he sells is good, news at 11. While I enjoy making fun of people as much as the next guy, what would you expect him to say? My client sucks at the worst possible time and nobody should throw dumptrucks full of money at him?

Am sorry, the blame here falls squarely on consumers. I know that’s not popular but it’s 100% correct. For years people have flown based on a single number “price”. People ignore everything but the flight cost. So, what did people expect to happen? Airlines to invest in customer service and perks when everyone makes a…

It’s not though...nobody is suggesting the TSA shouldn’t x-ray bags...what people ARE suggesting is a little common sense...a guy (me) coming back from Thailand by myself at midnight looking like death warmed over should get screened for drugs (obviously I didn’t have any but it’s a horribly long flight and I left…

Actually the umpire has complete authority to determine what is a swing. It is the 100% correct call.

They can do what they want, but this is a bit silly. Basically the gist seems to be to not count Bosh against the salary cap under the logic that he’s medically unfit to play in order for the team to get salary relief and so that Bosh can go sign with another team and play.

This is the future...it really is...more and more people are making the decision that they’d rather see the comedy special on Netflix than spend $375 to see Chris Rock live...they’d rather watch the game on their 60 inch tv than spend $600 (practically the cost of a tv!) to see it live...or they have decided that…

Here is the question nobody ever has an answer for...why would a sane person be a fan of say the Brewers? Or the Padres? Seriously, those teams have two states “flash in the pan that flukes a title if everything goes right” or “they suck”. I get being a fan of the Yankees or Dodgers or what not, but why should fans of…

Either I am having a stroke or this is wrong -

There’s not another major city farther north, unless you count Sarah Palin’s rootin’ tootin’ frontier. -- Or, you know, Canada (Vancouver)

Is she your mother? No? Then you don’t need to do anything.

Get a better job...seriously...I am sure I will get roasted but I am not walking into a place, ordering, picking it up and tipping you for the priviledge of you handing it to me.

Before anyone says “let adult attempt this”, remember climbers not only represent a danger to themselves but others on the mountain...there is absolutely no argument to be made that senior citizens should be anywhere near Everest.

Honestly, give up on the books...you’ll be happier...I started the series with book 1 (seriously)...I was 21...I am now 42...I met GRRM at the “Worlds Biggest Bookstore” when he had all of twenty people show up to do a signing for book 2 (seriously)...just let it go...GRRM is old and tired and loves not writing...he’s…

This story needs some updates...like, did the guy admit it to the usher? Otherwise, literally all you need to do is say “dude was racist” and apparantely he’s banned for life? I mean, I assume dude denied it to the usher????

You want the truth? Kids are a miserable slog who take over your entire existence and, to validate that choice, parents need to try to convince you (and themselves) of how wonderful a choice it was.

100% he does. He does everything my father (who had it does). Repeats himself, limited vocabulary, irrationally angry a slights.

In fairness to you ‘mericans...we hear both anthems at 90% of our sports events (100% of baseball, 100% of basketball, 100% of NFL when in Toronto and every NHL game that features an American team) wheras it’s far less common for an American to hear our (much better) national anthem.

Fair enough...and I trust you will show us the bill when you do fly...

I know right! It’s totally legit for guys to intimidate tourists, overcharge, have people run into photos and demand to be paid and, of course, pay no taxes. These guys are essentially panhandlers and, of course, should be banned.