And Mission: Impossible 3……

Fuck you Kevin Williamson. Why do you create good projects and then hand it over to others to destroy? The Following was amazing in the beginning but then went to shit after you left. And now you're letting MTV make a show out of Scream? Why don't you let Shonda Rimes reboot Dawson's Creek so you can shit all over my…

"For no real reason I’d get a chill and my body would shake, a startling
occurrence that happened every couple minutes. The gas that was filling
me continued to be released without my control, which was nothing if not
charming for all those in attendance. And, perhaps most notable, when I
laughed my left side was met…

Based on this unsettling news, I'm forecasting a decline in VHS sales in the near future as well. You heard it here first, folks.

Angelica Huston played Morgan in The Mists of Avalon and she was great. Katey Sagal and Angelica Huston are practically the same person to me, so this would be perfect!

Charlie Hunnam, Henry Cavill, Jai Courtney, Idris Elba, and Kit Harrington were all considered for this? Guy Ritchie needs cast all of them and call this King Arthur and The Knights of the Circle Jerk. I'll start penning the script as soon as my left hand is free….

There was anal raping in Glamorama? Must have been in the last half of the book, which I didn't get to because I stopped giving a fuck. It was so pointless, I just ran out of fucks to give.

I will watch this show to support the Asian actors in it because Asians are under-represented in media. But, I will enjoy this show for the hot shirtless white guy.

Gary Goddard directed Masters of the Universe?!?! I thought Dolph Lundren being in a loin cloth the entire movie was to stay true to the cartoon. Now I know it was just a ploy to see some He Man ass. Not complaining though. I used to get so turned on by that movie….

"Not since Southland Tales has
such an overstuffed, incoherent, crazily ambitious sci-fi epic landed
in theaters, threatening to severely alienate every viewer it fails to
seduce." — Apparently, you have not seen Cloud Atlas.

Why does it need to be a reboot? Why can't they just make a movie about a vampire/werewolf war? Underworld doesn't own the rights to vampire/werewolf wars. Walking Dead is about a zombie apocalypse. Doesn't mean nobody else can make a show/movie about zombie apocalypses. They're just too lazy to come up with another…

A show about clowns starring guys who look like rapists. I guess nightmares do come true.

I expected Abigail Breslin to grow up into a beautiful, young, talented actress like Dakota Fanning and Chloe Moretz. That didn't happen. Not at all.

You should take into consideration that True Blood is an HBO show. It has a higher budget. Its 10 episodes per season and almost a full year in between each season. They have the time and money to make a great show. They didn't.

They should bring back Step by Step and Family Matters and reboot TGIF for us nerds who have nothing else to do on a Friday night.

I'm interested in seeing what current film technology can do with Blade Runner, but I am tired of Harrison Ford reprising roles. Stop living vicariously through characters you created decades ago, you old bat! He was on the set of the new Star Wars for like a day and then broke his leg. Its time he hung up his whip…

Her excuse is that she's unemployable after portraying everyone's least favorite character on Walking Dead. Seriously, who is dumb enough to get pregnant in the middle of a zombie apocalypse? I understand condoms might be hard to come by, but make him pull out!

What the fuck is Schoolhouse Rock? I started to Google it, but then realized I don't have a shit to give.

Mystic River is one of my favorite books, so I have faith in Dennis Lehane adapting his own work. But if that rat-faced Leo Dicaprio shows up in this, I'm going to punch a hole through the computer that I'll be pirating this show on.

They probably didn't want Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen back out of fear that they'd fuck all the 50+ yr old guys in the cast. Has anyone else seen the men they are dating? Some serious daddy issues going on…..