Just put a shirtless Chris Hemsworth on a rotating platform and call it even.

I wonder if Matt Bomer wants to bang Matt Bomer. After all, he is gay….and human. He's never going to find anyone more attractive than himself. If I looked like him, I would never leave the house and all my mirrors would be sticky.

I'm guessing they're going to cast Keanu "Closest Thing to Asian in Hollywood" Reeves.

Peter will be around for awhile. By my count, he's only taken his shirt off twice on this show and every actor is contractually obliged to take his shirt off in at least 20 scenes. That's why Derek is on his way out. He fulfilled his contractual obligations back in season 1.

Wow. Just when I thought the most unattractive cast on television couldn't get any uglier. That sound you're hearing is the collective deflation of boners across the world.

Matt Bomer must have sold his soul to the devil in exchange for becoming the most beautiful man in the world. As penance, he's forced to work on yet another Ryan Murphy project (Glee, The Normal Heart).

Wasn't Audrey played by Juliette Lewis? I can believe a world where the kid from Vegas Vacation grew up to be Ed Helms. But I REFUSE to believe that someone as hideous as Juliette Lewis ends up with a perfect specimen such as Chris Hemsworth.

If this show had exposition, action, and shirtlessness, I wouldn't get off the couch. I guess my 6-pack abs should thank the show for being terrible instead.

Teen Wolf? More like Teen Writers, amiirite? Actually, implying the writers have the storytelling ability of teenagers is an insult to teenagers. This was the worst conclusion to a story arch I've ever seen. Peter gets into Meredith's head and the whole mystery is revealed through flashbacks and narration? One of the…

So glad someone pointed out the whole red wine thing! She spilled it like 4 episodes ago….so what is that, like a week in the show's timeline? And she's been at that lake house every day according to her mom and she's just noticing now? Not to mention, the house is on the market, so you'd think someone, like her mom,…

Haha! I was just about to comment that Crazy Life is one of my favorite Gin Blossoms song, then I read this and realized that song was by Toad the Wet Sprocket. You are not alone, my friend.

Is that her in the picture with the smokin hot guy or just a random photo? Because if that's her, this chick is one greedy bitch. She gets to role around naked with that dude and she's complaining?

I have a BA in Journalism and no writing job, yet Henry Mother F*ing Rollins has a weekly column in L.A. Weekly?!?!??!? FML. Now I'm feeling suicidal.

When Sin City came out, Josh Hartnett, Elijah Wood, Clive Owen, Jessica Alba and many of the other actors were at the peak of their careers. This doesn't seem to have the same caliber of ensemble actors. The ones coming back, such as Jessica Alba and Rosario Dawson, haven't made anything memorable in awhile. Joseph…

Isaac was a more prominent character (and better looking) and the show has barely addressed where he is. So, it just does not come as a surprise to me for the show to get rid of an actor that was basically just an extra with nice biceps. I wasn't aware that there were plans to make him a bigger part of the show and I…

America needs more statues of celebrities who died of drug overdoses. If I see another George Washington or Martin Luther King Jr. statue, I'm going flip my shit.

I don't understand why everyone is like "where's Danny?" The guy had like 2 lines of dialogue last season. His only purpose was taking his shirt off and having hot guy-on-guy action with one of the twins. I couldn't even remember his name. In fact, I just recently learned his name and was like "Danny? Really? He looks…

Despite their lack of knowledge about running a business, the Lachey brothers are very capable of taking their shirts off for 40-something yr old white women. Who needs to keep the bar fully stocked when you have that, right?

Selfie wasn't that bad. It will be one of those shows I hate myself for watching and will be too embarrassed to discuss it with real people, and instead, comment on it in on websites, behind the veil of a clever user name.
Also, I will watch anything with John Cho in it. Asians are severely under-represented in media,…

I'd like for the show to establish an age for Parrish. He looks maybe 24-25, but there is no way he's a deputy by that age….unless he was doing some 'favors' for Sheriff Stilinski. Oh man, I think I have the next chapter in my fanfic! I want Parrish and Lydia together without feeling like I'm rooting for a pedophile.