His next scent is a collaboration with Kanye called Watch the Cologne.

Yeah, it's not fun when they don't actually believe what they're saying. It's just kind of sad that this is his idea of fun.

And it's still January…this does not bode well for the rest of the year.

*prays to Ryan Murphy shrine*

A-pear-ently he doesn't know that!

Most people troll because they're bored and have no control in their normal day to day life. They want a reaction and get something out of riling people up because then people will notice them for once in their lives. They feel their existence validated instead of the worthlessness they feel otherwise. But don't…

I'm a mole-person who lives inside the Earth. How can I live inside the Earth if it isn't a hollow sphere? HMMMM?

Cilantro es caliente!

I'm sure there are any number of parties this could apply to for me, but I just drink until it's less awkward for me. A more recent party I went to, I was invited by this cute girl I had just met so I was excited but also very nervous. In typical fashion I downed some drinks probably too many too quickly, well I ended…

I know very little about the series, close enough!

My initial thought was they totally did, but I think you're right. I'm coming up with nothing!

Over at Ye Olde AV Club After Dark!

I'll also repost what I wrote on Dikachu's review:

How did I not realize that was Abigail Hobbes?!!
I enjoyed this episode a good deal, and I seem to have enjoyed yesterdays more than most. The Obamacare line made me laugh more than any of the other "present day" jokes which tend to not do much for me. The gore was pretty on point as well, I cringed multiple times.

Blade Runner 2: Electric Boogaloo Turkey Carver

Twenty Four? More like Twenty Snore!

Yes you were! I'll probably still watch the next season, but I mean…COME ON!

I can't confidently say I pwn'd because I got wrecked in Diddy Kong Racing. Everything else though I was untouchable!

Ok. Got to own some casuals in N64 when my roommate invited some friends over to play. Spent some time hanging with my roommate as well since she's only here for another week before she abandons me.

I oddly miss it as well, I expect it at this point to let me know when the show is over. It just feels empty now!