Now watch as I make these war crimes…
*smashes reporter's camera*
DISAPPEAR!

Have you SEEN the price of commas? I'm not made of money!

Great, thanks! I love terrible video artifacts!

I'm not supporting Google after the last Newswire. So I tried to bing it and all I got was porn.

Oh you! *giggles*

Would you happen to have a title or link?

I just tune in for the theme song.

Spike TV: "Shut up and watch you pussy!"

Yowza-yowza-bo-bowza!

Why does Uncle Joey, the largest friend, not simply eat the other Tanners?

Dude….

She overdosed.

More like: The Hunger Lames!
*pats self on back, sits back, waits for flood of upvotes*

I was sold pretty much on that screenshot alone. I hope I can find this near me.

*bows before @ankai:disqus *
All hail the great seer!

I wanna open a Jamaican, Irish, Spanish, small plate breakfast restaurant, and call it “Tapas the Mornin’ to Jah”

I added Tanis to my list after seeing it mentioned here, good to hear additional support. Perhaps I'll finally start it tonight!

♫What about the voice of Geddy Lee
How did it get so high?
I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?
(I know him and he does!)♫

"You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek wars."