I'm honored!

Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

*squints at screen*

*thinks for a second*
Yeah that probably makes the most sense.
*carries on with "life"*

Who watches the Watchmen More Newswire Bar?

You're supposed to use the CD tray! (USB ports are also acceptable)

If it's a legitimate Rabe, Ryan Murphy has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

Just leave your information in the spaces provided:
SSN: _________________
Bank Account # _________________
Mother's Maiden Name: _______________
Blood and/or Stool Sample: ________________

My Jennifer Lopez cover band is "J-Lo, Sweet Chariot."

Nothing says relevant like the woman who has a Vegas residency at Planet Hollywood.

I'm going to needle the puns to stop at once.

Ceci n'est pas une bébé.

In select locations.

Disqus will be the only thing on the internet if we don't stop it soon.

Also there's a baby in it.

Bloody and inconsistent.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

A hendecapuss?

She'd probably still have to keep her normal job.

Oh yeah!