That's one grandmother I would like to Burstyn!

And they're all getting freaky with each other!

Bring
Me
Grannies

It was the best of times, it was the DURST of times?!?

You're a Crazy Person, Internet!

I feel like I'm being paranoid again, but I think @sylarthecreator:disqus was sent by the government to harsh my mellow.

I feel like I'm being really paranoid but I kind of thought this seemed like a stunt to help get that Facebook celebrity live streaming thing some publicity as well since they just launched it. I don't know.

Deli town eh?

Let-us?

I understand. I did the same thing before I played through the Infinite DLC, which is pretty great!

Happy pre-birthday/ congrats on the new computer! There's nothing quite like loading a fresh computer with games that you probably won't touch for a while.

Same thing with vodka. It goes bad if you don't finish it.

"What are we, like a bus or something?"

Way to kill my mellow dude. Most unrighteous.

Maybe if you opened your eyes you would see that ALL of this is UnReal man!

Not a fan of Somewhere Over the Rainbow eh?
I know just the song to cheer you up!
*breaks out guitar to play Wonderwall only messes up a couple times*

Hansel & Gretel 2: Pot Calling the Gretel Whack

I had a hamburger once that "tore at my insides" does that count? There was blood involved.

*smashes watermelon*

Probably just a bunch of random stuff this weekend. My main focus will be Dead Rising 3 I enjoy the insanity of it, but the map is kind of annoying the way it's broken up. I can look past that though since I can drive a motorcycle with a steam roller wheel in the front that shoots flames and is painted with the…