Are we alone in the universe? Yes.

Shooter?

Today's topic is nanners. I don't know where they come from but they're real yummy.

I thought they dropped out when they learned that Skull Island is actually a peninsula.

YAY! I had looked it up a couple weeks ago and there was no news, this is actually perfect!

Hooray! Thanks!

Now if only we could find a way to cull the nerd population…

Doesn't make it any less insufferable!

More importantly when is last season going to be on Netflix!?

Counterpoint: CrossFit Culture

Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself!

*collective gasp*

I say we start a girl group, we'll call 'em the Cutie Patooties!

This makes me so unbelievably happy, the only thing that almost makes me happier is that there's a comment section where so many people enjoy this weird little podcast.

The A.V. Club
Fat as the queen of sea cows

The A.V. Club
A grease-like product of the sperm

Ha! That was the only thing that really bugged me in the episode.

"the even-longer-in-the-works Dark Tower movie is somehow actually coming out on January 13"

Money Monster: Money Never Sleeps

But if we send them back in time they might alter our reality and we'll have to say Bazinga! instead of hello! Think about the repercussions!