Strange. Why would The Pope, an awkward, uncomfortable man, suddenly throw a party, one of the most social events imaginable?
*snaps fingers*
It's a trap, is why! They're going to kill all the celebrities!
*silence*
I don't hear any gasping.

He may be cool, but he's no Kid Pope!

*hits forehead with palm*

I just dip my bucket in the water when Jaws attacks the tram.

Is Joe Dirt 2 theirs or just using their Crackle service?

Uuuuh I was talking about my honey bees! The drones have been sleeping and I'm low on honey. You gotta believe me!

"Even if we’re not 'creating jobs' or dropping bombs on people"

I saw this article up a couple hours ago and was confused why there were so few comments on it, now it's here again but people are actually commenting. I'm so confused!

How do you go that long in this world and not even hear about it?! Hell, I had a teacher show us that movie in a high school history class.

Yes.

Hey Spidey do me a fuckin favor. Turn off the dark!

Hell I'd be willing to pay 4.99 for that level of comedy. But not $5.

Hey Nong Man.

I ask myself that question more and more every day.

UGH.

I can't convince any of my friends to watch They Live. It's becoming a real problem.

It only gets crazier!

My grandfather calls his black cat Obama. Not in a loving way.

I FINALLY got around to listening to the new record. It was multiple sessions but I love it! One of these days I'll need to listen to it straight through, but I couldn't find the time right now. I'm so happy the album is so good. It's inspired me to finally commit to buying a ticket to their show near me next month.

I'd say he's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose.