nice trophies

“that believes the women over the man.”

I think we’ve heard quite enough from Sick With the Flu Kiefer Sutherland.

Burfict is an idiot and a total scumbag on the field. His hit on Brown was bad, his hit a few weeks prior on Maxx Williams was worse. Neither have any place in football.

This guy right here gets it.

You know how this ends right

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

“I don’t even want to get into the mechanics of what just happened here.”

Looking at this line it’s so flat, but in Hannibal Buress’ off-kilter cadence and laid back delivery, its one of the funniest goddamned moments of the entire show. Not to mention it relieves the tension we’ve been feeling in his absence by…

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Good God you act like the original W&G was some sort of masterpiece. I love W&G, both the original and current day. I was an avid watcher of the first iteration and of this newest incarnation. I’ve been rewatching the original, and as much as I adore it, I think you’re giving the original too much credit, and having…

His like a geneticly enchanced 80s bully.

I imagine you’re a real hit at parties.

“This depression shit. That’s next level bitchy. I’m kind of digging it. My dick is a little bit hard. I hope you never get better.”

The kneeling before the anthem was supposed to be the end all, be all, the big PR move that would wash it away, and then they could get back to the business of watching men kill themselves, building stadiums on taxpayer money, and then still making money in those stadiums even if no one shows up.

Mark Dantonio has shown the powers and ability to sense things with the force before.....

Woman haven’t been burned, lynched, stoned, raped to death, been sexually mutilated, enslaved? You realize these things are happening right now. Today all over the world. Yours is literally the least informed kinja comment I have read this week which is sad considering the news of the week. History didn’t start 200…

OED or GTFO

Jesus Christ, I did not expect this take to pull out the knuckle draggers, but here we go.

Woman:noun

My studies show that no matter what I do I will always get a cavity.