Flounder = Floundah

This stunt couldn’t be more Republican if it were the corpse of Ronald Reagan.

Your user name is ‘fags and AIDS go hand in hand’ backwards. Like your opinion is anything worth wiping someone’s ass with.

One of the few times I can use this in as close to the original context as possible.

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

It’s symbiotic, dude. The armed forces have aired recruitment commercials on football telecasts for decades.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

This image deserves a fucking Pulitzer.

I still think about 20 years ago being more like 10 and I’m some saucy girl in my early 30s, not some saucy girl in her mid 40s. :O

“Who is Alanis?”

There’s no maple syrup soOooOoOooooOoOooooo

You would think instead of tweeting their ignorance they would just, you know, look her up on wikipedia or something...Hey kids: those shiny devices are also computers!

Awesome. Tell me everything on Kroll Show’s Pawnsylvania is true and accurate.

How is this a negative? It might be the first positive thing I’ve ever read about Rothlisberger

On the plus side, being a Bengals fan prepared me well for my emailed comment on the team being ignored by Dave Magary.

shh, let him go, he’s on a roll

Cleveland is a dump, but at least it’s lovable.

the Texans would have been the 6-seed. We could have had J.J. Watt in there. FUCK, MAN.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.