That’s obscure to you? I wish I could give you negative stars for ruining your own joke.

I don’t understand. So are they going to eat dinner or what?

He’s just emphasizing the importance of a nuclear family.

It was nice of Mapou to bend down so that Messi didn’t have to run and get his head-butting stool from the sidelines.

WHY DON’T THEY JUST MAKE THE WHOLE CONDOM OUT OF SALIVA THEN?!!?!

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

Just created an account to star this comment.

KN: [reads Doug’s joke]

Ugh. Domestique violence is the worst!

[Are completely unsure as to who to root for]

I actually projected an image I really liked on a wall and then painted it... it's relatively easy to do and everyone is super impressed.

This is a little difficult to do in my corner of the South. Every older woman I know just wants me to know that "when I grow up" (I'm 35), I'll be conservative and understand how Black people and "the gays" and "the godless" are ruining our country, and how it's a shame that I have to work instead of being a…

I'm a few months from turning 39, and that sits on me quite heavily. To me, 40 is middle-aged. I don't have a problem with that label; I don't expect I'll live past 70, frankly. I'm not afraid of death - I'm afraid of the process of getting there. I'm afraid of running out of time to make my life mean something. I'm…

I think about it constantly and my birthday is in 3 weeks (ugh). My current thought process is to think about all the great things about getting older and focus on those. I'm getting a HUGE car that I will drive terribly, wear loud lipstick, smoke pot/play video games all day and just be as much myself as I possibly…

Every time I see some tweeny band post on a website read by olds.

At 50+ I can say, we are you and you are us, sometimes it's hard to hear/remember/feel that, just as, at any age, it's not always easy to remember how you felt during a younger phase in life or to anticipate what an upcoming phase will do to your sense of self. (edit)

Thirty seconds a—- wait. NOW

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.