"What did you this summer, Mo'ne?"

So lots of tongue, got it.

Though she mentions being a member of a non-sanctioned group called the Young Mormon Feminists

"Wow. That looks rough. I can't even imagine what she did to provoke that."

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, YOU JUST NEED THE RED PILL

What really happened:

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

Repressive fundamentalism in any religion is so awful.

heh.

Just so long as one of the ghosts is played by the actual ghost of a frustrated, cantankerous Katharine Hepburn I'm all in.

Well, I walked to and from school every day starting when I was six, so resplendent.mom is clearly a hardened criminal.

HOLY SHIT, SHE SAID MOST AWKWARD NOT MOST LIKELY TO FUEL NIGHTMARES.

Man, you guys are really beating a dead horse here.

So if he wasn't trying to say or even imply that women can provoke domestic violence, maybe he should just be fired for being terrible at communicating, since using words to communicate effectively is his only job.

I was on a third date with a guy we'll call Joe. I hadn't had sex for a while and had offered on previous dates, but he wanted to wait, so I respected that. We go to the house that Joe is housesitting at for friends and start making out in the bedroom. I rip all of my clothes off in one smooth motion, tossing them to…

*Sigh*

I think so too... Let's watch!

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

"We're decent friends, but I didn't think you thought of me as a Groomsman. You're not going to be in mine, hope that's okay."