What about a song called "you don't know you're good at math." That is actually a thing, that is seriously holding back women!

Those elephants know what they did.

No, we say to our buds "she's a lesbian".

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

EW GROSS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER

"Would have been 57.1 years, sorry about that Deepwater Horizon thing."

I like how the Hitler one with the picture assumes that he would be looking down on proceedings... you know, like from heaven.

This one was a little more clever, at least.

The semi-final solution

The omnipresent, overly sensitive, opinionated mother.

I never thought I would defend Victoria Beckham, but if I saw Samuel L. Jackson sitting next to me, I too would probably freeze and be all "Don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd." And then I would open my eyes, and he would be across the room talking to Quentin Tarrentino and I would see him gesture in my…

Everything is weird and I'm frightened.

I don't think that PP thinks abortion is popular or revered (not even sure about normal). It is a medical procedure that allows women to choose to end a pregnancy that they do not want to carry to term. Wanting safe and legal access to a medical procedure is not the same thing a revering it.

GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!! WILL MY HOEING EVER BE VIGOROUS ENOUGH?

I guarantee you that supervisor will claim he was "just joking" and the black guys are too sensitive. WTF indeed.

Especially when you hate cake.

We'll have more on this shortly.

ahem.

WHERE SHOULD I SEND MY POWER POINT PRESENTATION ABOUT ADDING PAUL RUDD? PAUL RUDD. YOU GUYS FORGOT PAUL RUDD. PAUL RUDD!